Sunday, March 26, 2006
There Are Monsters In Blog Hollow
We now know that Klebold and Harris of Columbine, Weise of Red Lake Massacre, the three 'prankster' Alabama Arsonists, went into the blogs and they paid an awful price. Just yesterday a blogger in Seattle killed six. President Pollick, the dean of Birmingham Southern, has told his students that careless blogging can scar you with the stain of the scarlet pimpernel. He warns that colleges will monitor your messages, that employers can find years worth of your evil thoughts in blog caches. Birmingham's police will monitor everything you type, so don't spread rumors about DeBusk, Moseley, and Cloyd. . Get on board the 'Good ship ADL', listen to Abe Foxman, stay out of the blogs, or else!
Take note, boys and girls, mommies and daddies, there are monsters out there. Before you enter into the land of 'Blog Hollow' you best carry the medallion of protection, the Star of David. 
It appears that Zionists are becoming a little frightened by not being able to control the flow of quality information that bloggers bring forth to the world.
